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# Tráður - 25/03/2008 klokkan 20:09
Hava tit onkur ordiliga góð sitat? Posta tey.

Ein av mínum favorite sitatum er:

Christophe Bourgois : An ass who walks goes further than ten intellectuals sitting down.
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# Innlegg: 1 - 25/03/2008 klokkan 21:22
Hetta var okkurt fyri meg. Let's see...

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.
Scott Adams

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
Douglas Adams

Lady Nancy Astor, Viscountess: "If you were my husband, Winston, I should flavour your coffee with poison."
Winston Churchill: "If I WERE your husband, madam, I should drink it."

Ónevnd kvinna: "You are drunk sir."
Winston Churchill: "Aye, and you are ugly madam but in the morning I shall be sober."

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Winston Churchill

The reason I know I am God is because one day as I was praying, I realized I was talking to myself.
Nicholas Patterson

You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.
Boris Yeltsin

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result.
E. B. White

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Emiliano Zapata

"Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
Mark Twain

"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
Ambrose Bierce


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Keres


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# Innlegg: 2 - 25/03/2008 klokkan 21:52
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
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"I like my women, how I like my whiskey; 12 years old and mixed up with a coke"
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# Innlegg: 3 - 25/03/2008 klokkan 22:34
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts


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# Innlegg: 4 - 25/03/2008 klokkan 22:41
Tann sum Anayna skrivaði er bara genial :p
"The reason I know I am God is because one day as I was praying, I realized I was talking to myself."
Nicholas Patterson

Veit annars einki gott sitat :s Tey poppa onkuntíð upp á gajol pakkum, men ja, minnist einki í høvdinum :p


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HForce
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# Innlegg: 5 - 25/03/2008 klokkan 23:00
Um vit skulu inn á handan banan...

Penn Jilette : Believing there is no God means the suffering I’ve seen in my family, and indeed all the suffering in the world, isn’t caused by an omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent force that isn’t bothered to help or is just testing us, but rather something we may all be able to help others with in the future. No God means the possibility of less suffering in the future.


Thomas D. Pate : And on the trillionth day, Man created Gods.


Christopher Hitchens : Religions are man-made and anybody who doesn't know this is either willfully ignorant or else a victim of fraud.


Ian Baber : You see, to find God, you have to already believe in Him to the point that you don’t need any proof. That’s religion.


Tað seinasta er frá einum amerikanara eg eri í familju við. Hann kom við tí tá vit sótu eitt kvøldi og diskuteraðu religión.


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# Innlegg: 6 - 25/03/2008 klokkan 23:02
2008-03-25 at 10:00 PM - H-Force:
Ian Baber : You see, to find God, you have to already believe in Him to the point that you don’t need any proof. That’s religion.


forbanna fín handan har :=)


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# Innlegg: 7 - 25/03/2008 klokkan 23:14
Eru tað religøs sitat tit vilja hava so dámi eg sjálvur hesi bæði:

About the gods, I am not able to know whether they exist or do not exist, nor what they are like in form; for the factors preventing knowlegde are many: the obscurity of the subject, and the shortness of human life.
Protagoras, fyrsti agnostikarin.

It has been said that the highest praise of God consists in the denial of Him by the atheist, who finds creation so perfect that he can dispense with a creator.
Marcel Proust

Ah, philosophers... is there anything they cant do?


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Síðsta broyting av Anayna klokkan 25/03/2008 klokkan 23:15 (1x Broytt)
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# Innlegg: 8 - 25/03/2008 klokkan 23:17
About philosophers.

Diogenes : Of what use is a philosopher who doesn’t hurt anybodies feelings?


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# Innlegg: 9 - 25/03/2008 klokkan 23:26
Ja, ein heimspekingur verður noyddur at traðka á føturnar á onkrum av og á...

Fylgjandi sitat er eitt av mínum yndis:
In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom.
J.G. Ballard

Hatta forklárar faktiskt heilt nógv.


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Gordon


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# Innlegg: 10 - 26/03/2008 klokkan 01:13
meinar tu ikki , to "fight for peace", keres ?


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Keres


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# Innlegg: 11 - 26/03/2008 klokkan 20:12
*cough*

My mistake


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"I like my women, how I like my whiskey; 12 years old and mixed up with a coke"
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# Innlegg: 12 - 27/03/2008 klokkan 01:48
Sindur sjúkt kanska men ja, man fara at ganga xD

"One death is a Tragedy
One million is a Statistic"
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# Innlegg: 13 - 27/03/2008 klokkan 08:16
fínasta slag oO


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